An italian, a frenchman and a mexican went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in english with three main words:
green, pink and yellow.
The italian was first: “I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day.”
The frenchman was next: “I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening, I watch the Pink Panther on TV.”
Last one was the Mexican: “I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone ‘green …….green…’, I ‘pink‘ up the phone and I say ‘Yellow?’…